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Congratulations. You have time to waste. How do we know that? Because you’re spending valuable minutes of the rest of your life reading this right now. The time you spend here is like picking your nose, adjusting your underpants or farting, or any other activity that we all do but we’re not proud of. Still, feeling better is worth something and you might feel a little better sharing some of the emotion on display here. If not, it didn’t cost you anything except precious moments of the rest of your life.

The author isn’t. Isn’t famous, particularly smart, clever, handsome, wise, well-read, popular, short, bald, fat, engaging, talented, young or old, liberal, rich or poor, above suspicion, reproach, board, average, or petty jealousy. Some of the stories may be true. I have no idea. Researching it would be way too much work.

There are few graphics so you can access this site at work and it will just look like you’re working on a word document. Except for the internet toolbar at the top of the page.